OK, I am going to go out on a limb here and say that if I had a secret lover, he would not be a secret to me....and if I don't yet know of him, can he really be my secret lover?
I mean, wouldn't that make him more of a bunny boiling/stalker type than a secret lover?
I happened upon this email in my spam box because one of my friend's emails keeps going in that box and so now I have to check it periodically.
There it was...
A secret lover is trying to get in touch with me.
Really?!?!
OH GOODY!
Does he have a fantastic dog, a bicycle and functioning penis?
Sign me up!
Still, if he's pimpin' his shit through the spam mail, he is likely to be a butter face and a garbage dick.
EWWWWWW! Gross!
The message said: "Your Secret Lover has instructed us to tell you they won't wait long for your response, so Click the link below to talk to them now!"
So my secret lover is also a lazy fucker who can't send his own effing emails and expects that I will snap to a response?
Clearly, this mystery man is unfamiliar with my particular brand of indifference.
Uh-oh, someone else may snatch up *snickers* my lazy lover and leave me with no secret love of my own!
Seriously, a man this lazy could not possibly be good in the sack.
*yawns and grabs vibrator*
Eh, at least I don't have to cuddle it after and it doesn't give me Dutch Ovens in the name of "fun".
((((bzzzzzzzzzzz))))
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