10. "...So this next trail has some descents, but nothing too tricky..." (Heard by Lisa just prior to them sliding down Cardiac.)
9. "Well...Adrienne said I needed to work on my descents...I'm not sure she meant this though..." (Cory laughing as her cross bike bombs down fast and furious descent.)
8. "...Did you hear me scream? I was hoping I had a better story for you other than a cute and fuzzy squirrel almost got sliced in my spokes thus wrecking me off that cliff. That's a little embarrassing..." (Said to Lisa after a suicidal squirrel made a go for it while I was riding the edge.)
7. "Fuck! Owwwww! Shit! Damn!! That hurt! ...Yep, this is still better than marriage...at least my marriage!" (Said to Lisa just after the big pedal-knee slap down during losing battle with tree limb.)
6. "I'm sorry...what? I couldn't hear you over my breathing..." (Said by Lisa after being *tricked* by Cory to ride Love.)
5. "I had to stop. I lost my sunglasses in my boobs..." (Said by Lisa after rough ride caused glasses to slip a bit. )
4. "Hey! I think I may have this whole 'fear thing' conquered!" (Said to Lisa just before #3)
3. "Hey! That was almost an endo!!!" (Said to Lisa after a descent into a hairpin when I had thankfully unclipped my foot fast enough to ground myself while Christian went flying and only barely dragged me to the ground.)
2. *OOOOF!* "Cookie check...Yep, it's still there!" (Said by Cory after smacking hoo-ha on stem while out of the saddle on a climb...and slipped.)
1. "Yep, I am for sure going to bleed today!" (Said by Cory after semi-brilliant decision to defy gravity/physics and ride cross bike down Cardiac.)
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
10 Things Overheard on an MTB Adventure with Cory & Lisa
Labels:
boo-boos and ouchies,
cycling,
fun,
humor,
mtb adventures
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