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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

"Best" Quote of the Day...



"...If you would just fuck me, all of your anger toward me and all of our sexual frustration would go away...!"


Response:

"My, you DO think highly of yourself, don't you?"

The inner me silently rages and gathers and dreams of the day when all of this is a horrible nightmare from which I will awake.

It is a sad day when you arrive at the knowledge that you prefer cancer to a particular person's presence...

Please, please, please Universe, afford me the days to outlive the current economy and disease so that I may have a few to myself, my family, my bicycle, and peace.

1 comment:

  1. You serious..he said that. First..he needs the fear of dog put in him...as in an ass kickin' to end all ass kickin's. Secondly..you should jsut have his job. What a douche!

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